Sterek AU: Stiles keeps trying to ask Derek out but always seems to be catching him in the wrong time.
what r u trying to do lil partner
Boop to turn off kitten.
STOP YOU CANT DONT THIS TO ME
sending the competition to the shadow realm
Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes
very happy to see gender neutral language when these things are discussed
#i’m gonna need a sterek au #where derek is a cop #and this tfln is true #and derek is all too happy to cuff stiles for random shit #and stiles is beginning to get into this too #the way deputy hale will bend him over the hood of a cop car #cage him up against a wall #whisper something harsh and breathy and just a little dirty #because how is everything NOT dirty when deputy derek fucking hale is pressed up against you #and breathing all over you and just goosebumps and stubble and firm and tight and rippling muscles EVERYWHERE #and oh yeah FUCKING HANDCUFFS #being squeezed around your wrists #and okay it sort of hurts #but then not? #because stiles is pretty sure deputy hale’s gun just TWITCHED against his back side?! #’AND BY GUN I MEAN—’ #deputy hale runs every stop sign and red light to all but dump scott on his front porch #because deputy hale can’t get stiles’ scent off his mind #and it’s not from when he was crowding him into that wall #clicking the cuffs onto stiles’ wrists and grinding his hips into stiles’ #no no no nooooooo #stiles’ scent has been driving him positively maaad since he’d fucked that sweet ass last week #sorry not sorry #LOLLLLL BYE